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IDDY UMPTY • COFFEE + ART INSIDE • DIRECT TRADE • FULLY TRACEABLE • SPECIALTY-GRADE (80+) • RANDOM PRINT IN EVERY BAG • ROASTED FRESH DAILY IN COLORADO • IDDY UMPTY • COFFEE + ART INSIDE • DIRECT TRADE • FULLY TRACEABLE • SPECIALTY-GRADE (80+) • RANDOM PRINT IN EVERY BAG • ROASTED FRESH DAILY IN COLORADO •
Kitchen Dancer espresso blend coffee bag, Iddy Umpty specialty coffee
chocolate·sugar crust·late-night swagger
85
SCA
Score
always available
4.8 (4)

Kitchen Dancer

Most Loved
smooth and louder
Direct Trade
Rainforest Alliance (Brazil lot)
Espresso BlendBlendBrazil + Colombia
$18.95

grind

quantity

1

roasted fresh daily in colorado

roast date stamped on every bag · ships within 48hrs of roast

random original art print inside every bag

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Brazil doing the heavy lifting, Colombia adding the melody. This is for pulling shots in your underwear and calling it a productive morning.

about Brazil + Colombia

Brazil provides the foundational body – natural processed Cerrado beans with clean chocolate and nut character. Colombia's Huila component adds brightness and a late sweetness that lifts the whole blend. Two countries, one very opinionated espresso.

the producer

The Brazil component comes from a cooperative in the Cerrado Mineiro region. The Colombia lot is sourced from small producers in the Huila department. Both relationships are direct and ongoing – we cup both components separately every season before blending.

what people are saying

4.84 reviews
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Chris B.

March 2026

This is my daily driver. Pull shots in the morning, drip in the afternoon. Handles both like a champ. The chocolate notes are not marketing – they're real.

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Rachel V.

February 2026

Good espresso blend at a fair price. Brazil/Colombia combo works – body from one, brightness from the other. Art print was a retro city skyline. Very cool.

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David M.

January 2026

Always in stock so I never stress about running out. Solid, consistent, exactly what an evergreen blend should be. Set and forget.

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Anita C.

March 2026

Was using a major-brand espresso for years. Switched to this and my morning routine improved by like 40%. Not kidding.

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